WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN I.D. 10 .T. PROBLEM.

The Winners of Big Brother 8. Only in America.

The Big Brother Show is cool but I'm cooler cuz I make fun of the people that go on it. So how do you like the new pic's?

So there I am on facebook. I see that they have foto flexer so I tried it out. Let me tell you one thing. People, even if they are your so called friends do not like it if you screw with there picture. But yet if you screw with a celebs pic, you will remain friends with people who can't take a joke!

Uncle Mickey's Weiner Water Soup

Purchase a pack of weiners. Boil in water. Throw weiners in the garbage, save water. Cut up potatoes, put in weiner water. Bring to a boil. Walla, you have Weiner Water Soup.

Bold Move By Bush.

In a bold attempt by the American Government to end terrorism, they are putting up for bid Mount Rushmore National Memorial, Lincoln Memorial,
The 555-foot-tall Washington Monument, Statue of Liberty, Liberty Bell and many other American treasures. The reason behind this is that they can drain the bank accounts of those that have been funding terrorist cells for years and if you own it you will not bomb it. But the Canadians have launched a campaign to buy the Statue of Liberty. When asked why? Their response was we would like to bring her to the province of Saskatchewan for two years to boost tourism in the region. Then she will be returned. A Canadian farmer by the name of Doug Dale has already offered his 40,000 acres farm to place her in free of charge. He said he wanted to get out of farming. It’s been me and this field for 48 years and it would be nice to have a woman around even if I have to share her. The money raised aprox 300+ billion dollars in total sales, 2% of that will be ear marked for the soldiers over sea as they are in desperate need of personal equipment that will keep them safe while out on patrol .The things we do in desperate times! Where's Micheal Moore when you need him?

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